Apparently my OkCupid account got banned, because when I try to log on, it keeps saying the site is having technical difficulties (but it’s not) and “try again later.”

A) I didn’t even know websites could be passive-aggressive like that. Wow.

B) I’ve been using Tinder and haven’t even interacted with anyone on OkCupid in a hot second? Early March? And I definitely wasn’t breaking the rules before then.

This is embarrassing, but maybe probably a sign that I need to move on. Adopt some cats. Really lean in to the spinsterhood, ya know?

Who wants some ribbon candy?

Apparently my OkCupid account got banned, because when I try to log on, it keeps saying the site is having technical difficulties (but it’s not) and “try again later.”

A) I didn’t even know websites could be passive-aggressive like that. Wow.

B) I’ve been using Tinder and haven’t even interacted with anyone on OkCupid in a hot second? Early March? And I definitely wasn’t breaking the rules before then.

This is embarrassing, but maybe probably a sign that I need to move on. Adopt some cats. Really lean in to the spinsterhood, ya know?

Who wants some ribbon candy?