appearance?! no, you were an “appearance,” i was a very special guest star.
brett b. brain as “cat lady”
Who can I talk to about becoming a vengeance demon full time? I feel like my talents aren’t being put to use.
snorkels designed for rimjobs
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
also married gays fuck around a lot, so….
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