i wish pray-away-the-gay camps worked offensively.
like i’d go away for the week, and when i came back, all my frenemies would be transformed into heterosexual suburban dentists and mid-level account executives.
that cauliflower pizza crust recipe you’ve seen on the internet?
the secret ingredient is LIES
So I’ve been binge watching Drag Race, and I work from home, so my two parrots have been getting a lot of, “Shanté, you BOTH stay!”
Are there any happier words in the (gay dialect of the) English language?
I just downloaded and started binge-watching recent seasons of Drag Race, so please excuse me in advance for misuse/overuse of the words “fishy,” “serving xyz realness,” “squirrel friends,” “sickening” and “nurse!”